Stevie Haston

 When the Cicadas arrive, and make there awful screeching noise, you know it's too hot to climb! They arrived last week, and so did wi...

My cousin Paul got his first 7c, Paul deserved it, by earning it. He came over last year, and helped me do some new routes, notably the L...

 It's very hot now, marvellous I suppose, all those tourists roasting various body parts. Me, I hide in the shade. Even in the shade...

 unused weights, forgotten, we turn to tust, iron turns to rust, our muscles sag, and our saggy bits will..; I will be for my sins, at t...

 the dog in question, suffering from a huge cyst, caused by immigrant bacteria no doubt. In the last week, you have no doubt been distra...

 blood on your hands Farage. These are scrumping Mullberry eating hands, just a photo just a thought, keep your hands clean, don't j...

To get fit, you have to work. To understand, you must have knowledge. To reap, you must sow. To climb, you must at least start. At th...